Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.
sometimes you just have to have another bagel. and i truly believe that…..
The knot artist....
Tell me again about "unskilled labour"
These are the coolest cleat hitches I have ever seen.
In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”
Okay but please watch the whole video. It’s just over a minute.
1. Robin Williams making off-the-cuff jokes that are definitely not Sesame Street appropriate.
2. The slow zoom in on Elmo’s face at the end.
3. Robin Williams
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Robins Williams’ laughter in the background is the most heartwarming, mood lifting thing I have ever heard.
This is literally the best thing to see first thing after I wake up 😊
can you imagine being a priest like oh put on this collar to show that you’re god’s special little boy. slut
every girl wants to get in a vehicle and flip 3-6 switches overhead in the process of turning it on
My favourite bits of Tumblr slang are the ones that sound like they'd just be Starfire from Teen Titans' actual, legit word for that thing.
I just realized “you kick her body like the football?” Would 100% be how she’d say that
yes yes yes. consider also:
- "you cannot kill me in a way that matters"
- all of spiders georg
- tuesday again? no problem...
- do you love the color of the sky?!
